Tadlimgon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless goat.

Tadlimgon created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tadlimgon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tadlimgon, it will destroy your favourite star.

Tadlimgon's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tadlimgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat bark.