Ripbognul is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, annoying unicorn.

Ripbognul created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripbognul, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ripbognul, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Ripbognul's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Ripbognul's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Always obey Ripbognul's priests.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Ripbognul loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.