Bednadhan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking lizard.

Bednadhan created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bednadhan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bednadhan, he will remove you from existence.

Bednadhan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bednadhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always obey Bednadhan's priests.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not kill otters.