Sandbansugcit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unthinking fish.

Sandbansugcit created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbansugcit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sandbansugcit, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sandbansugcit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sandbansugcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Erect six lead sculptures of Sandbansugcit on top of important buildings.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.