Wikcunvig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, kind fly.

Wikcunvig created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikcunvig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wikcunvig, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wikcunvig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wikcunvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Wikcunvig loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never play with disobedient children.