Cumjopsit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unselfish cobra.

Cumjopsit created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cumjopsit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cumjopsit, it will not invite you to parties.

Cumjopsit's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Cumjopsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Never laugh near grasshopers.

3. You must pray to Cumjopsit nine times a day.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cumjopsit.

5. Do not commit murder.