Nabweekad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, duplicitous squid.

Nabweekad created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabweekad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nabweekad, it will turn you into a rock.

Nabweekad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nabweekad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. Never think about black holes.