Tundotdun is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unselfish rat.

Tundotdun created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tundotdun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tundotdun, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tundotdun's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tundotdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Run away from mauve frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about amino acids.