Yiknegven is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, charitable manatee.

Yiknegven created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yiknegven, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yiknegven, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yiknegven's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yiknegven's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear red kilts.