Hivyartpib is a god.

It takes the form of a large, bad-tempered centipede.

Hivyartpib created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivyartpib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hivyartpib, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hivyartpib's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hivyartpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always look after injured voles.

5. Feed all hungry birds.