Stafcungubnibfonstafbadfad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful jellyfish.

Stafcungubnibfonstafbadfad created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafcungubnibfonstafbadfad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stafcungubnibfonstafbadfad, he will destroy your favourite star.

Stafcungubnibfonstafbadfad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Stafcungubnibfonstafbadfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.

2. You must love Stafcungubnibfonstafbadfad.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stafcungubnibfonstafbadfad.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Stafcungubnibfonstafbadfad must be the most important thing in your life.