Armwitbumbun Quatlarpbellbop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, effective hummingbird.

Armwitbumbun Quatlarpbellbop created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armwitbumbun Quatlarpbellbop, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Armwitbumbun Quatlarpbellbop, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Armwitbumbun Quatlarpbellbop's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Armwitbumbun Quatlarpbellbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Armwitbumbun Quatlarpbellbop loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.