Wipbinwanvil is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-confident hummingbird.

Wipbinwanvil created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbinwanvil, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wipbinwanvil, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Wipbinwanvil's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wipbinwanvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Pray towards the south.