Tadmidtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful gnu.

Tadmidtarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadmidtarp, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tadmidtarp, he will turn you into a mouse.

Tadmidtarp's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tadmidtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.