Nulbusfet is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, flying jellyfish.

Nulbusfet created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Nulbusfet, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nulbusfet, he will destroy your favourite star.

Nulbusfet's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nulbusfet's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.