Biggebtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless duck.

Biggebtaf created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Biggebtaf, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Biggebtaf, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Biggebtaf's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Biggebtaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Biggebtaf.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Put Biggebtaf first in all things.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Biggebtaf on top of all buildings.