Jigpopdud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective butterfly.

Jigpopdud created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigpopdud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jigpopdud, it will jump up and down on your head.

Jigpopdud's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Jigpopdud's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Jigpopdud.

2. Never run in the presence of birds.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Erect three carbon sculptures of Jigpopdud on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about galaxies.