Sakgubflat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome hippopotamus.

Sakgubflat created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakgubflat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sakgubflat, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sakgubflat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sakgubflat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sakgubflat.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.