Mumdunlarg Pagfemceb is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast centipede.

Mumdunlarg Pagfemceb created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumdunlarg Pagfemceb, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mumdunlarg Pagfemceb, she will turn you into a puffin.

Mumdunlarg Pagfemceb's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Mumdunlarg Pagfemceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Never play with disobedient children.