Hunflabtin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, witty whale.

Hunflabtin created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunflabtin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hunflabtin, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hunflabtin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hunflabtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must pray to Hunflabtin four times a day.