Babbonkbonk Vonkgamsom is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous camel.

Babbonkbonk Vonkgamsom created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Babbonkbonk Vonkgamsom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Babbonkbonk Vonkgamsom, it will turn you into a hamster.

Babbonkbonk Vonkgamsom's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Babbonkbonk Vonkgamsom's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.