Milgeblapkim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring bear.

Milgeblapkim created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milgeblapkim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Milgeblapkim, it will destroy your home solar system.

Milgeblapkim's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Milgeblapkim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black rats, for they are unholy.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Retreat if nine voles approach from the south.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Put Milgeblapkim first in all things.