Armgomfon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, ruthless camel.

Armgomfon created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armgomfon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Armgomfon, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Armgomfon's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Armgomfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not take Armgomfon's name in vain.