Yogfidmot is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, weak
troll.
Yogfidmot created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yogfidmot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Yogfidmot, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Yogfidmot's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Yogfidmot's Holy Commandments1. Run away if six bats approach from the north.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
5. Do not speak about figs.