Yogfidmot is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, weak troll.

Yogfidmot created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogfidmot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yogfidmot, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Yogfidmot's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yogfidmot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six bats approach from the north.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Do not speak about figs.