Banwigjop is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, selfish porpoise.

Banwigjop created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banwigjop, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Banwigjop, she will turn you into a rock.

Banwigjop's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Banwigjop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never bounce in the presence of moths.

3. Hide if nine gulls approach from the south.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Respect your elders.