Gebsadbop is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, strong aardvark.

Gebsadbop created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebsadbop, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gebsadbop, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gebsadbop's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gebsadbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never sing in the presence of snails.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.