Hablarnrull is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, compassionate hamster.

Hablarnrull created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hablarnrull, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hablarnrull, he will turn you into a puffin.

Hablarnrull's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Hablarnrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not take Hablarnrull's name in vain.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never think about gravity.