Boglapxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, effective shark.

Boglapxuc created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boglapxuc, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Boglapxuc, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Boglapxuc's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Boglapxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.