Ciddotflanpan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic yak.

Ciddotflanpan created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ciddotflanpan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ciddotflanpan, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ciddotflanpan's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ciddotflanpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never wear dresses.