Rigmapsin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish sheep.

Rigmapsin created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rigmapsin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rigmapsin, it will refuse to believe in you.

Rigmapsin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Rigmapsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rigmapsin.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.