Tagdosscibyiklarg Sagnabtonksat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless lobster.

Tagdosscibyiklarg Sagnabtonksat created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagdosscibyiklarg Sagnabtonksat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tagdosscibyiklarg Sagnabtonksat, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tagdosscibyiklarg Sagnabtonksat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tagdosscibyiklarg Sagnabtonksat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tagdosscibyiklarg Sagnabtonksat.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Worship no other gods but Tagdosscibyiklarg Sagnabtonksat.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about eagles.