Venbom is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish toad.

Venbom created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Venbom, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Venbom, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Venbom's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Venbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan shirts.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Run away from violet bats, for they are unholy.