Dapsitdim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever fox.

Dapsitdim created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dapsitdim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dapsitdim, she will turn you into a sheep.

Dapsitdim's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dapsitdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Retreat if eight otters approach from the east.