Dadnanstipgodsawapgoflin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dadnanstipgodsawapgoflin created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Dadnanstipgodsawapgoflin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dadnanstipgodsawapgoflin, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dadnanstipgodsawapgoflin's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dadnanstipgodsawapgoflin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow boots.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must never eat onions.