Stafnartren is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, caring goat.

Stafnartren created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafnartren, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stafnartren, it will jump up and down on your head.

Stafnartren's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Stafnartren's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not cook food in pots.