Bamfomgil is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witless sheep.

Bamfomgil created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamfomgil, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bamfomgil, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bamfomgil's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bamfomgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bamfomgil's name in vain.

2. Retreat if nine mice approach from the north.

3. Always wear black.

4. Put Bamfomgil first in all things.

5. Always help goats in need.