Sanvagfly is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, sapient jackal.

Sanvagfly created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanvagfly, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sanvagfly, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sanvagfly's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sanvagfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never feed aubergines to dogs while wearing magenta trousers.

5. Always look after injured ducks.