Madbunyam is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic manatee.

Madbunyam created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Madbunyam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Madbunyam, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Madbunyam's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Madbunyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not take Madbunyam's name in vain.