Ragyarlfon is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, narcissistic wombat.

Ragyarlfon created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragyarlfon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ragyarlfon, it will strike you with lightening.

Ragyarlfon's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ragyarlfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat goats with great respect.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Run away from mauve shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear green kilts.

5. Always stare at clouds.