Vinsignarl is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable mole.

Vinsignarl created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Vinsignarl, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vinsignarl, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vinsignarl's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Vinsignarl's Holy Commandments

1. Vinsignarl loves otters, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never talk about black holes.