Shavgundob is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, vain jellyfish.

Shavgundob created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Shavgundob, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Shavgundob, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Shavgundob's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Shavgundob's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Shavgundob.