Negfenjadben is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage snail.

Negfenjadben created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Negfenjadben, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Negfenjadben, she will be mildly annoyed.

Negfenjadben's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Negfenjadben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not stand on grass.