Wadtapget is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, passionate swallow.

Wadtapget created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadtapget, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wadtapget, she will remove you from existence.

Wadtapget's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Wadtapget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Wadtapget loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Never hurt moths.