Fodcitlim Satfaddag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, able wyvern.

Fodcitlim Satfaddag created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Fodcitlim Satfaddag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fodcitlim Satfaddag, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fodcitlim Satfaddag's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fodcitlim Satfaddag's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide from pink geese for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not commit murder.