Dabponlib is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, loving meerkat.

Dabponlib created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dabponlib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dabponlib, she will manifest in front of you.

Dabponlib's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dabponlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Always obey Dabponlib's priests.

3. Put Dabponlib first in all things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dabponlib.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.