Sabdutrul is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, passionate hummingbird.

Sabdutrul created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabdutrul, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabdutrul, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sabdutrul's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Sabdutrul's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white turtles, for they are unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always obey Sabdutrul's priests.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.