Kopdumaf is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciless parrot.

Kopdumaf created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Kopdumaf, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kopdumaf, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Kopdumaf's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Kopdumaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not take Kopdumaf's name in vain.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Always pray immersed in water.