Fossdam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered swallow.

Fossdam created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Fossdam, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fossdam, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fossdam's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fossdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.