Jindangep is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, emotional toad.

Jindangep created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jindangep, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jindangep, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jindangep's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Jindangep's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Jindangep four times a day.

2. Jindangep loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always obey Jindangep's priests.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.