Rotlisthogquam is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind toad.

Rotlisthogquam created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Rotlisthogquam, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rotlisthogquam, he will turn you into a rock.

Rotlisthogquam's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rotlisthogquam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Rotlisthogquam on top of all buildings.

3. Always help sick tapirs.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.